Just found out that Jack and I are staying in a hotel across the road from a karaoke bar, and near eurotrash in Melbourne.
Also I’ve had a pretty good day, I had to wake up at 6am to go to Fairlight beach because in my extremely drunken state on Australia day, managed to leave my wallet and its contents on the rocks.
I found it though, it was sublime. I passionately hate losing things espesh like, wallet, phone, iPod kind of stuff.
Omg Spirulina crackers save my life
Rice paper rolls for dinner
The teacher asked him “If i gave you £20 and you gave 5 of it to katie 5 of it to clare and 5 of it to laura, what would you have?”
Apparently 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn’t the answer